All day Wednesday Keira had been walking around saying she, “Had a secret.” Which would be okay, I guess, except that she wouldn’t tell me what it is, kept deferring when she would tell me: “I’ll tell you after lunch.” “I’ll tell you after preschool.” “I’ll tell you when dad gets home.”

This was all a little…unsettling, but I didn’t push it.

Then that afternoon, she told me.

“I heard a noise last night. That’s my secret.”

Mental check? Snuggle night? Nope – that can’t be it. Phew.

“What did you hear?” I asked, hoping it wouldn’t be the answer she, in fact, gave me.

“I heard the mouses (sic) in the roof.”

Oh, crap. I thought they were only disturbing us. This situation is getting out of hand.

And it’s really starting to drive us nuts. Adam and I are checking out real estate in the area.

It’s gotten to that point.

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Karen Andrews is the creator of this website, one of the most established and well-respected parenting blogs in the country. She is also an author, award-winning writer, poet, editor and publisher at Miscellaneous Press. Her latest book is Trust the Process: 101 Tips on Writing and Creativity