“I’m tired.”
“My bowels aren’t happy tonight.”
“My back hurts.”
“No, really, I’m very gassy.”
“I’m sick of siting down for so long. Who sits at a dinner table for two hours?”
“My tummy isn’t happy either.”
“You said that already.”
“No – I am actually describing another anatomical part of my body.”
“People are looking at us now.”
“This is why we don’t go out more often.”