More self-esteem boosting from the mouth of my husband

Lying in bed, discussing Rhys* from So You Think You Can Dance:

[*PS: Yes I KNOW he’s gay, people…My brain doesn’t care!]

Karen: I wonder if I could ever win him back over to the girls’ side?

Adam: {Insert non-plussed grunt in reaction to my odd choice of pillow talk}

Karen: It makes me a little sad that out of the two of us he’d most probably go for you first.

Adam: Honey, he’d do that even if he was straight.