Because I am of the MTV generation and feel neither highs or lows – thanks The Simpsons – I feel somewhat qualified to hereby list the things I generally say “Meh” to.
Things I can take or leave
- Timothy Dalton as James Bond
- Apricots
- Bubblegum flavoured ice-cream
- Sand
- Vases that are awkward sizes. Especially those with the teensy neck yet are fatter than a boab tree at the base. Makes no sense to me.
- The rough surface on a new basketball. My fingertips say, “Icky!”
- T-shirts that end above my hipbone
- Socks that come up to just on the shinbone
- The colour orange – except at sunrise or sunset
- BabaGounush
- People who deliberately mispronounce ‘BabaGounush’ for comedic affect. Guess what folks: it ain’t funny.
- Actors who appear in political ads as ‘themselves’ and then go on the record later saying, “I’m not political in any way.” Pick a side, whydoncha?
- Any kind of packaged food which is deliberately marketed as having “Wonderful Health Benefits” for my children. I’ll decide that for myself, thanks.
