If we were to buy Keira for Christmas some of these damn Beado things she keeps seeing on the television, and they busted all over the floor, and the floor were then to have water tipped over it by a stray elbow onto a cup, then would my floor be permanently decorated by a new multi-colour covering? Because with my luck that’s what would happen.
Wouldn’t that negate the “No mess, no fuss” promise?
Would I then get my money back?