(…because I’m totally re-posting last year’s entry:)
A scintillating Valentines Day dinner conversation
“I’m tired.”
“My bowels aren’t happy tonight.”
“My back hurts.”
“No, really, I’m very gassy.”
“I’m sick of siting down for so long. Who sits at a dinner table for two hours?”
“My tummy isn’t happy either.”
“You said that already.”
“No – I am actually describing another anatomical part of my body.”
“People are looking at us now.”
“This is why we don’t go out more often.”
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I hope you have a lovely day, if you’re into Valentines or not!
