If we were to buy Keira for Christmas some of these damn Beado things she keeps seeing on the television, and they busted all over the floor, and the floor were then to have water tipped over it by a stray elbow onto a cup, then would my floor be permanently decorated by a new multi-colour covering? Because with my luck that’s what would happen.

Wouldn’t that negate the “No mess, no fuss” promise?

Would I then get my money back?

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Karen Andrews is the creator of this website, one of the most established and well-respected parenting blogs in the country. She is also an author, award-winning writer, poet, editor and publisher at Miscellaneous Press. Her latest book is Trust the Process: 101 Tips on Writing and Creativity