Keira: Mum, you’re wearing stockings today!
Me: No, I’m wearing cut-off pants.
Keira (rubbing her hands over my lower calves): What’s this?
Me: They’re called leg hairs, darling.
(That haven’t been shaved for about six weeks.)
Did I mention it’s summer here? And I’m walking around like a Ent from the Lord of the Rings.