“Look at all this unused data space on your iphone!”
“So? I’m saving it.”
“Saving what? That’s what it’s for.”
“I’m selective, okay? That’s a good thing. Think of it this way – it’s how I ended up with you.”
“Don’t butter me up. It’s wasteful.”
“How?”
“It’s a waste of its potential.”
“Shhhhh! Don’t talk like that in front of the iphone. It might hear you!”
“Hmmph.”
“I won’t be able to sleep soundly at night now, thinking of the poor, poor iphone out here, crying to itself, ‘My life has no purpose – I’m not being fulfilled!”
“Right, now you’re being sarcastic.”
“You think?”