Lying in bed, discussing Rhys* from So You Think You Can Dance:
[*PS: Yes I KNOW he’s gay, people…My brain doesn’t care!]
Karen: I wonder if I could ever win him back over to the girls’ side?
Adam: {Insert non-plussed grunt in reaction to my odd choice of pillow talk}
Karen: It makes me a little sad that out of the two of us he’d most probably go for you first.
Adam: Honey, he’d do that even if he was straight.