It’s as if my body has forgotten how to menstruate

So my period is two weeks late. Yep. It’s not that, either. I know what you’re thinking. At least, I don’t think so. My period has only ever been late twice in my life, so, um, the data is pointing in KNOCKED – UP’s direction but no no no. I say this with relative confidence…

Delectable vs. Average

{After dessert}  “Come on, give me a kiss.” “No. You’ll take away the taste of ice-cream I’ve still got in my mouth.” “Aren’t my kisses tasty?” “Not as much as that Maxibon was.”

A quickie

Say you catch your son dunking toothbrushes into the toilet. Say these are brand new toothbrushes on top of all the other toothbrushes you’ve purchased in the previous months because this is his new hobby. Say the toilet is very clean. Say you hold the brushes in your hand and go, “Okay, do I chuck them again…