The Facebook Lament

Last night I cried into FacebookA friend, my friend, you seeemailed me privately to sayhe didn’t remember me! How dare you, I said.My picture, it’s right there!Didn’t my eyes revealOur past in their hypnotic stare? How could he forget me so?Were my high-school charmsso kerplunked?(in fact, in retrospect,yes, I was a bit of a dunce)…

An apologia to my offspring

Who’s a grumpy heffalump? Yes, its me. I know, I know I’ve been a bit distracted this week. King and Queen of your respective domains as you are, you probably couldn’t care less what’s wrong with your serf (me), but listen up. This might help in years to come. I’ve been sick. Worst case of…

Miscellaneous Mum’s inaugural competition!

I was shopping last month and discovered these delicious little fridge magnets by Anne Taintor and couldn’t resist buying some. Now I wish I bought more because I haven’t seen any others in a similar vein here in Australia before. Perhaps that’s why they caught my eye. You see these? You like them? Well, here’s…