Surprise! officially available as of…NOW!

I really wanted to make this a momentous kind of post…the one with a trumpet fanfare and confetti floating down from the heavens, with me standing in the middle and holding up my book going, “Yeah! We did it!” But in all honesty, I’ve spent the best part of the day picking up the books, sorting…

A quickie

Say you catch your son dunking toothbrushes into the toilet. Say these are brand new toothbrushes on top of all the other toothbrushes you’ve purchased in the previous months because this is his new hobby. Say the toilet is very clean. Say you hold the brushes in your hand and go, “Okay, do I chuck them again…

I get scared

I get scared when I watch Enough Rope and see Tim Flannery*on there, close to tears, looking scared shitless because our Government and most Governments of the world aren’t doing enough to combat climate change. What’s possibly worse is that he doesn’t use extensive flowery language, but you can tell in every gesture and in…